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1. (Chinese) (3746↑, 783↓)
Commonly used by some ignorant people as a catch-all term for all Asian Americans and Asian imigrants.

Person \# 1: Dude, look at that Chinese girl over there, hot isn't she? Person \# 2: Hey, man, her names Mary, her parents are Korean, and I've known her since middle school\!

2. (chinese) (2722↑, 1093↓)
People from the peoples republic of China (PRC) and Taiwan (ROC). Are known as very intelligent and hardworking people. Are known to have created a grand civilization which had great influence on neighbouring countries. Very cultured, artistic, creative.

- Ni hao ma? + hao\! xie xie ni

3. (chinese) (1976↑, 537↓)
Refered to all people of Asian origin by people who are too ignorant to notice the OBVIOUS facial difference and cultures of the different races of Asia.

I am from the Philipines but people seem to call me Chinese all the time.

4. (chinese) (1999↑, 649↓)
Anyone from the People's Republic of China. Great food, culture, and history. Common stereotypes: -Extremely good at math and science -Straight A students -Hardworking -Martial arts experts -Plays violin, flute, or piano very well -Great family values Of course, most of those do tend to be true.

We have a Chinese valedictorian again.

Author: iamkungfujesus http://chinese.urbanup.com/1484995
5. (chinese) (1685↑, 751↓)
A race of people that were doing amazingly well around a thousand years ago that already had set up banks and schools while the english were still hiting each other with clubs. But around 50 years ago when they established communism everything pretty much went downhill from there and a good number of them now want to come to the US and Canada to get better jobs and have a better life.

communism never works...

Author: Jeffrey Davidson http://chinese.urbanup.com/1350422
6. (Chinese) (2109↑, 1314↓)
smartest people ever lived

that smart boy is so chinese

7. (chinese) (1082↑, 317↓)
The word many people attribute to non-Indian non Middle eastern asians they see.

Tom:Hey you chinese guy Zul:I am a malay you dumbfuck. Alan:Wow a chinese guy\! Man:Correction-i am a tagistannese Alan:k,so which part of China are you from? Man:No,I m from Tagistan\! Alan:I see\!So which part of China is Tagistan at? Man:...

8. (chinese) (1001↑, 534↓)
Simply put: Amazing.

Gosh, i wish i were Chinese\!

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9. (Chinese) (336↑, 67↓)
Anyone from China or Taiwan. Just because someone is Asian doesn't mean that they're Chinese. Many idiotic people firmly believe that all Chinese people are really smart nerds with small eyes that are quiet, boring, and antisocial. These people are [racist] and need to get a life. Chinese is just a race and does not define the personality.

She's Chinese, but she has big eyes and isn't quiet at all. Kevjumba is Chinese.

10. (Chinese) (455↑, 193↓)
A race originating from the country of China. Also the language of the country of Chinese. Word is also sometimes used to represent Chinese words when you are hearing someone talking in Chinese and have a lack of something to say.

Jack: Ni Hao. Romin: Chinese Chinese CHINEse

11. (Chinese) (429↑, 189↓)
Anyone or anything originating from China/Hong kong.

egg rolls and noodles are chinese. As are the chinese people.

12. (chinese) (515↑, 302↓)
the all time coolest race in the entire world. they are good at everything, and anything. people who say that chinese people are bad are just fools with no life. they have awesome food, they use their brains, and they are very hard working people.

i am part chinese. i am mostly white, but i am more proud to be chinese.

13. (chinese) (372↑, 237↓)
people who of chinsese origin(from china) stereotypes include: bad drivers good at math/science nerds hard worker knows karate straight A's all asians most of these aren't true but hell lets face it, white people didnt have enough to stereotype.

White Guy:Hey u nerdy chinese guy Chinese guy:White make me laugh White Guy: Oh No ull use karate\! Chinese guy:dude... the hell is wrong with u? White Guy: Im white man, duh

14. (chinese) (157↑, 48↓)
Something or someone originating from China, the most populated country in the world that happens to be communist. Oddly enough, most Chinese are called 'commies' based off the warped opinion of the American liberal media that labels anything communist as "evil" or "poor" (with nuclear arms nonetheless). "Chinese" is also a popular term among Americans for anyone that seems oriental to them.

Whites discriminate against Chinese because they lose their jobs to the Chinese. They might not lose the jobs if most Americans weren't whiny arrogant people.

15. (chinese) (342↑, 236↓)
The all time coolest race in the entire world. They are good at everything, and anything.

I'm part Chinese from my mother.

16. (Chinese) (189↑, 91↓)
What ignorant people use to descrive people with wide eyes.

Person 1: Hey\! Ching chong\!\! Person 2: I no Chinese\! I'm Japanese\!\! Person 1: Exactly\! You're Chinese\! Person 2: No I'm not you fucking asshole\! Person 1: So, do you like eggrolls? Person 2. SHUT UP\! I NO LIKE EGGROLS I LIKE SUSHI\! Person 1: So have you been to the Wall of China? Person 2: Fuck you.

17. (Chinese) (217↑, 127↓)
the coolest people to ever rock the planet. creators of the world's most delicious food. that includes fried rice, dumplings & soy sauce, wanton soup, orange chicken, noodles (pasta - yes italy, china made it first), ETC. the world's largest group of people. peace - loving people who do not like violence or aggression unlike white people. but, if confronted, they for sure will kick some mother fucking ass with ancient, graceful practices such as kung fu. ancestors of this decent were GENIUSES (inventions such as fireworks, the compass, wheelbarrow, paper). the most clever race. a BENEVOLENT, kind people who like to share, and insist on stuffing visitors with food and gifts. a HARDWORKING people who are community-minded and wish to help the world

Yo that girl is so nice and smart, is she Chinese? You bet\!

18. (Chinese) (112↑, 34↓)
A word overused by everyone in Michigan to describe every Asian person.

"I think she's some kind of Chinese"

19. (chinese) (105↑, 47↓)
The biggest group of people on this universe

The Israeli army want to invade us. Yes our army will go 100x to 1x to theirs. it is time that Chinese arise free, and break away from Communism\!

20. (Chinese) (132↑, 90↓)
1.the hottest bitches in the worrlllddd. i love them like a fat kid loves cake. except for that one chick in my math class. she's meaannn, but that's beside the point. They be hot and have good food (takeout is NOT real chinese food, but it is still delicious), and all the chinese-americans I've met have been hard working and smart as heeellll. \<333333 2.A term used by ignorant people to identify all asians.

1.Chinese-American:I just got a "B"\!NOOOOO\!-dies- (j/k:]]]) 2.Whitie-American:Are you chinese? Korean-American:No, I'm Korean. Whitie-American:Ching Chong?What? Korean-American:I'm Korean. Whitie-American:What part of China is that in? Korean-American:It's not in....nevermind. Idiot.

Author: A Racially Confused White Girl http://chinese.urbanup.com/3423507
21. (Chinese) (93↑, 53↓)
Known for being smart and hardworking, especially shrewed in doing business and setting up enterprises; Faced discrimination and ostracism where they constitute a significant minority but own a big chunk of economic pie, as in South East Asia. Hence they are also known as the Jews of the Orient, a parallel that is being drawn due to the outstanding achievements and discrimination faced by the Jews throughout history.

You should learn from the Chinese\! Don't just laze around and be smart\!

22. (Chinese) (32↑, 10↓)
A term commonly used (even today) by non-Asian people calling other Asians "Chinese".

White boy: "What's up, Chinese?" Asian boy: "I'm not Chinese, I'm Japanese." White boy: "Whatever, Same shit\!" Asian boy: "No it's not\!"

23. (Chinese) (13↑, 3↓)
A term to describe people who are of Chinese descent. A term to use when describing a typical Asian person even though he/she isn't Chinese.

Chinese guy: HARRO I EES CHINESEY, HOW AH YEW? I MAKE DIM SUM FAH YEW.

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24. (Chinese) (121↑, 113↓)
The greatest human race in existance. Before so it was the Atlantians, however Atlantians got help from aliens. The Chinese are most famous for simply being champions.

Police Officer: Hey you know how fast you were going? Chinese Man: Hey man fuck you I am chinese I can do whatever I want\! Polceman: Oh fuck I am sorry, please forgive my Ignorance master\! Allow me to lick your shoes clean\!

25. (chinese) (162↑, 157↓)
Here in states Chinese are called to people who are not only from China who also from other Asian countires who looks similar. They all also expect us to know them by their "OBVIOUS facial difference" even though they all look alike. They get easily get offended if they're being called Chinese but are actually from different Asian country.

John: So u Chinese? Han: NO\!\! I'm no Chinese. I'm from Korea. U know Korea? John: Yea ok sorry dude sorry.

26. (chinese) (6↑, 3↓)
country that some people think every east and south eastern Asian came/originated from

Tim: Hey, chinese kid Rulki: Sorry dude, I'm Filipino Jon: WOW\! A Chinese kid Rulki: Thanks, but I'm from The Philippines Jon: Did you just move here from China? Rulki: My ancestors are Filipino but I was born in California

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27. (Chinese) (42↑, 39↓)
A type of food commonly served as a cure to constipation.

I was constipating this morning so I went down to Chang's for some Chinese. Fifteen minutes later, it was mudslide in paradise\!

28. (Chinese) (11↑, 13↓)
Appearance of ones eyes after consumption of a large amount of cannabis.

How much of that brownie did you eat? Your eyes are all Chinese.

29. (Chinese) (16↑, 35↓)
Other word for ass-to-mouth, given the equivalent quantity of fecal matter ingested from eating Chinese food and performing ass-to-mouth.

I gave that girl a chinese on the first date.

30. (Chinese) (16↑, 37↓)
A person from the Communist country called China who likes to brag about their "highest average IQ in the world". The average "high IQ Chinese person" however, usually works in "Shitty Wok" (City Wok) for less than 5 "Dorra" (Dollars) an hour. Pastimes include: making Chow Mien, slurping noodles, being short, copying everything and advocating Communism while living in a Democratic country.

Customer: "What's the damage?" High IQ Chinese man: "Ten dorra please la"

31. (Chinese) (18↑, 63↓)
It takes the place of the word 'Tight'. Created by 2 girls in their Apparel Development class. Kinda in relation to the stereo type of a chinese girls' pussy.

Cat: Dude do you see that guys new shoes??? Nat: Yeah man, those shoes are pretty chinese\!

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32. (Chinese) (47↑, 103↓)
Referring to materials, products or work practices of a sub-standard quality.

1. "Damn chinese building materials" 2. "Crappy chinese toys" 3. "shoddy chinese construction"

33. (Chinese) (32↑, 92↓)
Adjective-1) Citizen or decendent of the [communist] Peoples Republic of China 2)One who eliminates threats to the state and exploits Earth's resources to supplement the [state], regardless of global environmental consequences. 3)One who is not on good terms with [Tibetians] or [Tiwaneese] 4)Ones who seems to squint exsessivly 5)One who has lost to someone of [Indian] nationality or decent.

1-Dude, I just lost to an Indian kid in Athletics and Acedemics\! -Wow, you're so Chinese right now man 2-Hey, why don't we give our house to the state, go work in a factory and paint toys with lead, and have our one child join the military? -Hey, that's such a Chinese idea\!

34. (Chinese) (21↑, 85↓)
1. The master race of William Hungs (American Idol Contestant) 2. An asian group that can be distingished by their goofy appearance. 3. Organized Criminals ranging from anything you can think of and getting away with it most of the time. 4. Disposable Chinese slaves working for Chinese slave owners. 5. Can kick ass but cann't get ass.

William Hung, "She bangs, she bangs ooohhhh baby\!\!\!" Lethal Weapon 4: Uncle Ben- "There's plenty of chinese people where that came from, get rid of them..."

35. (Chinese) (28↑, 94↓)
1) A group of People from China. 2) A group characterized by being short, wearing glasses, and going to school to buy a wife. 3) Very competitive because their home country is severely overpopulated. 4) the number 1 threat to the security of the world. 5) A group that is too weak to revolt against the communist party, which is a repressive, extremely sensored and oppresive regime of control and manipulation. 6) \# 1 fan is Yao Ming 7) \#1 shoe is Nike Air 8) The dudes typically can't grow facial hair and look like chicks.

Ever since my home country has gotten involved with the Chinese, I have found myself poorer, and more competitive in school. Yeah I know the Chinese are everywhere on earth. Be careful dude.

36. (chinese) (42↑, 109↓)
As a result of the controversial 2008 Olympics in Beijing, an adjective meaning marked by cheating (usually state sponsored), duplicitous, fake, and underhanded. (In lower case so as to be distinct from Chinese, the race, language, etc.)

The Games of the XXIX Olympiad were so chinese, those Chinese gymnasts on the "women's" team were all 11 years old. I'm tired of our chinese politics, and look forward hopefully to the change that will come about as a result of the next election.s

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37. (Chinese) (54↑, 123↓)
a race from asia thats going to start WW3 soon

That chinese dude is rich like a jew

38. (chinese) (27↑, 98↓)
1.The rudest species ever live on earth. 2.Group of people who pretending to be smart but actually they just dumbass like everyone else.

chinese people like to threatening customer to buy their immitation product

39. (chinese) (41↑, 112↓)
1. People native to [China] 2. [Chinese-Americans]/ Canadian/ Australian/ English in the english speaking world. China's best and brightest who moved the hell out of China and hold on to the model minority myth as though it should apply to people back in China. They also like to believe that their over achieving minority deserves a spupremacist philosophy. 3. People who can't get into space and are a minority(but over represented by national poulation) in the world's best universities. 4. People who say "HELLO" to every waiguoren(foreigner) assuming they are American. Chinese-Americans also complain these same assumptions about white people and the asian race. 5. Love Abercrombie and Fitch (33% of the consumers) and complain there is no asian american models for this company.

1.Wow the chinese from Shanghai, HK and Singapore are migrating to Australia, America, Canada, England and New Zealand. I guess they loved what the british gave them and want to move in the model majority. 2.Fuck there is heaps of chinese here. Why did America open up relations, why didn't the west just make english the official language like they did in India.

40. (Chinese) (125↑, 204↓)
Chinese people are the coolest human beings in the entire world. They eat a lot of vegetables, prawn crackers, spring rolls, dumplings and dip everything into soy sauce. Chinese work hard to make money and send their children to the best schools. If the children don't study hard the mothers would normally claim suicide to make sure they try the shit out of 'em. Although mind-strong, unfortunately most of the Chinese people have poor eyesights. They either wear frame glasses or contact lens or walk into trees. Girls from China are damn hot, according to some white dudes who want to marry Chinese chicks, they treat their men well but once they're cheated, they'd bite off their men's weewee n sell them to a fish market.

Holy shit, that chick's burning hot\! She must be Chinese. "Hey let's go to that Chinese buffet to get some authentic Chinese food." "Are you nuts?\! You can't get that authentic shit from a buffet don't you know you dumbass?\!" Chinese boy: "Wooooo, look at that pig, isn't it massive?\!" B: "Put your glasses on you idiot\! That's a freaking elephant\!"

41. (Chinese) (11↑, 92↓)
The happiest ethnic group on the earth,taking up around one forth population out of the total amount,globally.Some characteristics of Chinese people are numb,coward, retarded,brainless,conservative,lack of understanding,forgiveness,embracement,receptiveness,adventurous spirit.China has opened its door towards this whole world while restraining people's horizon and the due rights to freely express their own opinion and thoughts,even if they are all the truth out of the situations China's facing now.All the actions China's been taking were under the main premise:China must try to fit in,or else it'll never make progress,people'll never live an affluent life that they've been expecting since 50 years ago.But at the same time,is afraid of these people will go "wild" once some of the cultural things from the Western world will flock into China.Hence,Chinese traditional culture and thinking will be jeopardized.The predictable result would be Chinese citizens will become hard to control,and will ultimately form a chaotic consequence that's beyond its administrative capability.At that time,China will undermine its healthy mental power to keep forward on this self-assumed right track that's considering of dominant,simple,supreme,powerful,self-discipline.All the Chinese people are the same as if they were cloned by its special system.No different set of thinking,no personality,no creation.What are some of the major racial features have been left?Like mediocrity,inferiority,incorrigibility,and something bad deeply rooted in their blood and bones,which have been passed down by ancestors which could dated back a thousand years ago.This kind of race is a notorious,tricky,snobbish one.

Several Chinese puppies's are having meal in a reataurant while talking loudly. Waitress:Excuse me,gentlemen.Please keep quiet,it's a public place.You guys are not in China now. Ma Ming:None of your business.That's what our Chinese do.Are you trying to correct our behaviors?Fuck you,bitch\!

42. (chinese) (36↑, 117↓)
a nature of having smallest penis among human species.

that blonde paris hilton chose to be fucked by black gorrila instead of chinese dude who serves her at the pool.

43. (Chinese) (57↑, 146↓)
The food that Chinese people eat usually consists of a great amount of oil. Many Chinese people have big/wide/fat noses and is said to be because of the amount of oil in their diet. Chinese people are not very open to foreigners and usually stays in groups that consists of only Chinese people. Examples of this are the Chinatowns that reside in many cities of the united states(New York, Los Angelas, etc.) A language that consists of two different types. Mandarin and Cantonese. Mandarin is said to sound more smooth, as Cantonese is a little more choppy. The Chinese people in New York are very loud mostly when they are speaking to on another in their own language. Many people are disturbed by this. Also Chinese dishes sound funny =D

Lets go get some Lo Mein at that Chinese restaurant.

44. (Chinese) (191↑, 304↓)
People from a wonderful culture in asia. Unfortunately there are people like anti-rascism that make racist comments. So why is his name anti-rascism when he's being the exact opposite?

Ni hao ma? Wo hen hao.

45. (chinese) (35↑, 149↓)
A word commonly used when an individual is high off of marijuna and their eyes are blood shot, and glazed.(Your eyes are almost completely shut). People relate it to the eyes of an individual from a asian decent.

James: YO... DUDEEE.... Anthony: DUDEEEE...what'z up dudee?\!?\!? James: you look chinese dude , your eyes dudddeee.....they're all glazed and red Anthony: duddee... you look chinese too, i can't even see your pupils any more...hahaha

46. (chinese) (121↑, 235↓)
Japanese, Korean, Malaysian, and other Asian languages, when heard here, are usually called Chinese right at the moment. Always CHINESE. Also, when faking speaking in Chinese in here by those who do not understand, they would always start with a "CH" in every word. Also, many products in China are exported here in the Philippines. AND, they are often bought because of the price.

Girl: Chang chu cha che... Boy: OOOH... Chinese\!

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47. (chinese) (143↑, 382↓)
A race originating from the country of China. Also the language of the country of Chinese. There are different types of chinese people out there and many different type of chinese languages. Chinese people are usually loud and tends to be very cautious about things. They dont like to waste money and waste stuff. They are known for their smartness because they work their ass off trying to suceed. Most chinese immigrants are FOBS and tries to fit in with their messed up english.

The chinese has probably the greatest population out of all the asians.

48. (chinese) (169↑, 561↓)
In the business world, the term "Chinese" refers to shady, deceptive and back-stabbing practices.

Enron had very Chinese ways of doing business.

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49. (Chinese) (126↑, 527↓)
Somewhat offensive term for extreme marijuana intoxication, characterised by the eyes becoming heavy lidded, sometimes to the point of resembling epicanthic folds. Vietnamese and Japanese are also sometimes used.

Hey, man, I scored a pound from that guy up the block. What do you say we go smoke ourselves Chinese? "we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people"--Eminem lyric.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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